OK so this one is probably for the kids…
There’s a mumble in the jungle
there’s a twitter in the trees
there’s a roaring on the river
carried by the rapids and the breeze.
The elephants are laughing
at the chatter of the chimps
‘cos the parrot stole some peppercorns
and he’s been sneezing ever since.
Now the mumble is a rumble
and the twittering’s intense
the crocodiles are cackling
at the parrot on the fence
as his sneezing and his wheezing
are driving him insane
but the dance it makes is pleasing
and they think it quite a game.
Now all the jungle’s dancing
and eating peppercorns
but the parrot has stopped sneezing
and is now eating only worms!